![]() ![]() KILABREW: Four weight watchers and two baby names.īULA: Five bucks then. She has settled on naming the kidĪfter her favorite snack: Goober if it's a boy. KILABREW: Got some great baby names for you. Joe Bugle - happily gained another 27 pounds on his way to a school And our football team's star lineman of the year, Billy Something everyone would enjoy reading about. See, I weigh all the athletes and I thought that would be KILABREW: First, we have "This week's weight watch" by NurseīULA: You're not a nurse. This school is out of control.īULA: Fine, fine. And rescued some guy from a locker that his girlfriend had ![]() He wrote over ten tickets for excessive farting One group of kids playing with firecrackers and trying to blow up theĬhemistry lab. Monitor says we had a record number of incidents this week. If this keeps up, I may have to ask for an assistant.īULA: Wouldn't that be something? That's a MONTE: You wouldn't believe what happens in these MONTE: You still paying a buck each for my hall monitorīULA: A buck a story. Where do we ever get such good news? I'll bet no other school paper can People the principal is always talking to? Wow. School nurse sneaking off to during the day? Or who are the imaginary įor next week's top story? Looks like we're down to two: Where is the You listenin' to me, Skeeter? [He even mouths theīULA: Then get it out there. Listens] We are this town's ear to the world. ![]() The "Now Skeeter" talk.īULA: We have an obligation to the people of this school toīring them news on a weekly basis. Pulled anīULA: So you got the paper done? Where is it? SKEETER: We had a deadline for the school paper. * Free Comedy Skits * Free Scripts for 2 to 6 Actorsīuy a low cost PDF of the scene at Īt her desk facing the audience and SKEETER is sleeping under a table covered Gossip a short comedy play script for high school teen actors #acting for 5 characters (3 f 2 m) Freedrama Main Page * Free Monologues * Free Short Play Scripts ![]()
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